TOGA PARTY!

Well, not really, but I'm really awaiting a toga party. I think the best part of the toga party would be the combination of drinking and everyone partially covered by sheets. So basically, I'm still awaiting the toga party Jayden & Rog are supposed to be having at their house, and in spite, am hosting my own toga party here tonight. The only problem with this is, is that it is a lone toga party. As unfortunately there is not alot happening tonight, except for pizza, beer and some nacho libre, I must conquer olympus by myself in my toga. In fact, thinking of toga parties, it could be very dangerous in the event of projectile vomiting or explosive diarrhea. In the odd scenario this would take place, what do you change into. I mean, you came to the party in a toga, everyone is expecting you to be in one, and you can't really hide either on white sheets. I guess this will have to be left until the real event of the toga shart. Which I think I just invented.


In other news, I started off the night with a 8.6% beer. It was quite tastey, and now that I have moved onto the rye, things are becoming incredibly clearer. Being Friday the 13th, I decided to celebrate my incredible dissatisfaction with the world. For instance, some guy at the beerstore complains to me the other day about the lineup being slow, and remarks "This place should be shut down". As this individual is obviously an imbosile, I respond with, "Well then you wouldn't have any fuckin beer now would ya?". As most angry men waiting for beer, I think this guy did not like me from this point on. It's funny how people can think your on their side and laugh, and then you throw dirt in their eyes and tell them to fuck off. Seriously, fuckin whiners.

On the subject of whiners, people are way too high strung these days. One simple imperfection in an order causes them to lose it. I mean, people slave all day in all sorts of establishment, and to politely correct someone is different than an all out outburst. For instance, if I go into a coffee shop and I order something, and I get the wrong order, if I was severly dissatisfied, I would ask politely, and expect a polite response. However, in days of the new, people flip out without future consequences. If you flip out on someone, how do you expect them to respond. I mean, maybe the poor girl at the counter hasn't had the best day, maybe she spilled coffee on herself, broke up with her boyfriend who knows. Now all of a sudden you come along and ruin the fuckin day by bitchin about how your cafe latte has too much fuckin foam on it. I mean, is it really such a big deal? Fuckin compromise for once, wipe it off, fuckin drink it, so you don't like it, it was a couple bucks. Seriously, if the temporary misfortune of yourself can keep someone's day from being a complete tragedy, why not compromise. So next time you get something wrong with something you receive, respond politely, and the person serving you will respond politely. Who knows, you might even get a blowjob out of it.


Klye.