I Smell Sex and Candy..... Here....
I knew it couldn't last, I mean, there's only so much a man can take. I tried to keep my room in proper order, but amongst the booze and confusion it went to hell. All there is to do now is just let it happen, sit back and have a beer.
I've also let this blog go to shit. Pretty sure no one reads this anymore, however I will choose to continue it for my own satisfaction, like masturbation without a happy ending. Since I am drinking tonight, and I finally have time to post, I figured I'd go with another list....
As many know, I am a fan of the drink, for better or worse, without further ado I present to you....
20. Passing out in the my doorway here at school after Rog didn't show in guelph.
19. Pretty much any night Dad and I are drinking together.
18. Kirk and I making our own Generos commercials.
17. Going to Jayden's friend Tom's house and passing out and getting written on, after drinking multiple things I shouldn't have drank.
16. Punting Scubes Doritos and then fighting him.
15. Winning Bingo at the Pig's Ear after I had previously called Bingo under false pretenses, that's right, I won bitch.
14. Lindsay's house dancing on the kitchen table and attempting to do the dishes.
13. Going to thursdays with Brett, Laura, and 3 of her girlfriends, alot of money was spent.
12. Laura and Kyle at her sister Kelly's wedding and dancing up a storm then paying the limo driver to drive us home.
11. Gus and Kyle at Sin City & roaming the streets of peterorough after everyone left us there after Love Shack.
10. Jayden and Kyle almost get in a fight due to Kyle's very inappropriate comment to the guys in the car driving by. It must have been a damn good insult, but I can't remember it.
9. Kirk having to push Kyle home and repeatedly falling in the mud after a night at doogies in which we screamed at the band to play Primus for probably 90% of the night and yelling at innocent bystanders.
8. Singing one bourbon one scotch one beer, over and over, dancing on Alexis' cottage picnic table
7. Guy's night at Rog's with Jayden, Rog, and Brett and waking up to represent them as their attorney to find their apartment.
6. Drinking in Lindsay at Mark's house and not even being able to function my debit card, then wandering outside infront of the cops.
5. The texas of Rum at Keith's house, trying to walk home with Brad and nearly being hit by cars.
4. New Years at Becky's, insulting people I don't know and vomiting all over the kitchen floor.
3. Walking through the woods at Matty's purple jesus party, I seriously thought I was going to die.
2. My cousin's wedding ( bad news).
1. 19th Birthday - no explanation needed.
There you have it.
God it's been fun, I hope there's lots more rediculous moments to come.
P.S. Scubes, if your reading this, you have to come to guelph, on the next bus, and then call me so I can go pick your ass up. Jerk.
Klye
I knew it couldn't last, I mean, there's only so much a man can take. I tried to keep my room in proper order, but amongst the booze and confusion it went to hell. All there is to do now is just let it happen, sit back and have a beer.
I've also let this blog go to shit. Pretty sure no one reads this anymore, however I will choose to continue it for my own satisfaction, like masturbation without a happy ending. Since I am drinking tonight, and I finally have time to post, I figured I'd go with another list....
As many know, I am a fan of the drink, for better or worse, without further ado I present to you....
Kyle's Selected Top Twenty Most Memorable Unmemorable Drunk Moments
20. Passing out in the my doorway here at school after Rog didn't show in guelph.
19. Pretty much any night Dad and I are drinking together.
18. Kirk and I making our own Generos commercials.
17. Going to Jayden's friend Tom's house and passing out and getting written on, after drinking multiple things I shouldn't have drank.
16. Punting Scubes Doritos and then fighting him.
15. Winning Bingo at the Pig's Ear after I had previously called Bingo under false pretenses, that's right, I won bitch.
14. Lindsay's house dancing on the kitchen table and attempting to do the dishes.
13. Going to thursdays with Brett, Laura, and 3 of her girlfriends, alot of money was spent.
12. Laura and Kyle at her sister Kelly's wedding and dancing up a storm then paying the limo driver to drive us home.
11. Gus and Kyle at Sin City & roaming the streets of peterorough after everyone left us there after Love Shack.
10. Jayden and Kyle almost get in a fight due to Kyle's very inappropriate comment to the guys in the car driving by. It must have been a damn good insult, but I can't remember it.
9. Kirk having to push Kyle home and repeatedly falling in the mud after a night at doogies in which we screamed at the band to play Primus for probably 90% of the night and yelling at innocent bystanders.
8. Singing one bourbon one scotch one beer, over and over, dancing on Alexis' cottage picnic table
7. Guy's night at Rog's with Jayden, Rog, and Brett and waking up to represent them as their attorney to find their apartment.
6. Drinking in Lindsay at Mark's house and not even being able to function my debit card, then wandering outside infront of the cops.
5. The texas of Rum at Keith's house, trying to walk home with Brad and nearly being hit by cars.
4. New Years at Becky's, insulting people I don't know and vomiting all over the kitchen floor.
3. Walking through the woods at Matty's purple jesus party, I seriously thought I was going to die.
2. My cousin's wedding ( bad news).
1. 19th Birthday - no explanation needed.
There you have it.
God it's been fun, I hope there's lots more rediculous moments to come.
P.S. Scubes, if your reading this, you have to come to guelph, on the next bus, and then call me so I can go pick your ass up. Jerk.
Klye
posted by YourProudSponsor at Friday, November 10, 2006
1 Comments:
You should really go for that offer, Kyle. $800 a month sounds sweet.
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