I really want to see Borat and Pick of Destiny. Everyone should listen to the new Tenacious D album, cause it's fuckin awesome. "CAUSE IF YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO FUCKIN ROCK!". Anyways, I feel obligated to post tonight as the honourable Jayden racist Harloff was complaining about me not posting and seeing as I have time now cause I'm not doing any more work till midterms and am currently getting wasted. The more reasons the better I feel about posting this bullshit. By the way harloff, I couldn't think of anything funny, I had something funny in my head the night you asked me, and then I forgot it, so here's a rant......

On Micheal Richards, I like him more now. I though the outburst was hilarious. I mean he got pissed off and shouted some shit, so what, black people call each other N words all the time. For some reason it's ok to discrace fellow african americans, but you cannot be discraced by a person of a different race. Now these bastards are looking for money?. Hell next time some some black guy calls a white guy a cracker or something he should sue him for his 40 of OE. I'm not racist, depending on who you ask, but it's just the truth, people with fuckin sue for anything now. What's even better is there's like 1000 black people on youtube doing web interviews about how they think this guy is a racist, seriously, have they nothing fuckin better to do than sit and interview themselves on why they think he's a racist, what a waste of your fucking time. At least it's comforting to know 100 years from now a black man will get a block of rice crispy treats as reparations for something that they personally never had to suffer.

Next is my list of things that have pissed me off in the past little while:

-Having to stay up for 35 hours doing school work (I didn't even have time to jerk off)
-The girl that sits next to me in class and nods at everything the teacher says, HE'S NOT FUCKING SPEAKING TO YOU YOU IGNORANT CUNT SO STOP NODDING
-This guy on the bus the other day walked all the way from the back of the bus while it was moving, to the front of the fully packed bus and then back to the back of the bus to sit down. Meanwhile he could have just waited for everyone to get off at the university and asked. Ignorant prick.
-Kirk's not buying a Wii, which is lame.
-Not having time to jerk off

On a final note, I recently discovered my credit card was issued 06/06 and expires 06/09, which in turn puts together 666 as well as 69. I have the devils swinger card. Touche Ron Jeremy, touche.
THE END

Kyle

Scubes... a Pictorial.


























Save the best for last I always say




Gnight.

Man kinds last hope indeed......


GOOD.... GOOD......

I Smell Sex and Candy..... Here....

I knew it couldn't last, I mean, there's only so much a man can take. I tried to keep my room in proper order, but amongst the booze and confusion it went to hell. All there is to do now is just let it happen, sit back and have a beer.
I've also let this blog go to shit. Pretty sure no one reads this anymore, however I will choose to continue it for my own satisfaction, like masturbation without a happy ending. Since I am drinking tonight, and I finally have time to post, I figured I'd go with another list....

As many know, I am a fan of the drink, for better or worse, without further ado I present to you....

Kyle's Selected Top Twenty Most Memorable Unmemorable Drunk Moments

20. Passing out in the my doorway here at school after Rog didn't show in guelph.
19. Pretty much any night Dad and I are drinking together.
18. Kirk and I making our own Generos commercials.
17. Going to Jayden's friend Tom's house and passing out and getting written on, after drinking multiple things I shouldn't have drank.
16. Punting Scubes Doritos and then fighting him.
15. Winning Bingo at the Pig's Ear after I had previously called Bingo under false pretenses, that's right, I won bitch.
14. Lindsay's house dancing on the kitchen table and attempting to do the dishes.
13. Going to thursdays with Brett, Laura, and 3 of her girlfriends, alot of money was spent.
12. Laura and Kyle at her sister Kelly's wedding and dancing up a storm then paying the limo driver to drive us home.
11. Gus and Kyle at Sin City & roaming the streets of peterorough after everyone left us there after Love Shack.
10. Jayden and Kyle almost get in a fight due to Kyle's very inappropriate comment to the guys in the car driving by. It must have been a damn good insult, but I can't remember it.
9. Kirk having to push Kyle home and repeatedly falling in the mud after a night at doogies in which we screamed at the band to play Primus for probably 90% of the night and yelling at innocent bystanders.
8. Singing one bourbon one scotch one beer, over and over, dancing on Alexis' cottage picnic table
7. Guy's night at Rog's with Jayden, Rog, and Brett and waking up to represent them as their attorney to find their apartment.
6. Drinking in Lindsay at Mark's house and not even being able to function my debit card, then wandering outside infront of the cops.
5. The texas of Rum at Keith's house, trying to walk home with Brad and nearly being hit by cars.
4. New Years at Becky's, insulting people I don't know and vomiting all over the kitchen floor.
3. Walking through the woods at Matty's purple jesus party, I seriously thought I was going to die.
2. My cousin's wedding ( bad news).
1. 19th Birthday - no explanation needed.

There you have it.
God it's been fun, I hope there's lots more rediculous moments to come.

P.S. Scubes, if your reading this, you have to come to guelph, on the next bus, and then call me so I can go pick your ass up. Jerk.

Klye