I really want to see Borat and Pick of Destiny. Everyone should listen to the new Tenacious D album, cause it's fuckin awesome. "CAUSE IF YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO FUCKIN ROCK!". Anyways, I feel obligated to post tonight as the honourable Jayden racist Harloff was complaining about me not posting and seeing as I have time now cause I'm not doing any more work till midterms and am currently getting wasted. The more reasons the better I feel about posting this bullshit. By the way harloff, I couldn't think of anything funny, I had something funny in my head the night you asked me, and then I forgot it, so here's a rant......

On Micheal Richards, I like him more now. I though the outburst was hilarious. I mean he got pissed off and shouted some shit, so what, black people call each other N words all the time. For some reason it's ok to discrace fellow african americans, but you cannot be discraced by a person of a different race. Now these bastards are looking for money?. Hell next time some some black guy calls a white guy a cracker or something he should sue him for his 40 of OE. I'm not racist, depending on who you ask, but it's just the truth, people with fuckin sue for anything now. What's even better is there's like 1000 black people on youtube doing web interviews about how they think this guy is a racist, seriously, have they nothing fuckin better to do than sit and interview themselves on why they think he's a racist, what a waste of your fucking time. At least it's comforting to know 100 years from now a black man will get a block of rice crispy treats as reparations for something that they personally never had to suffer.

Next is my list of things that have pissed me off in the past little while:

-Having to stay up for 35 hours doing school work (I didn't even have time to jerk off)
-The girl that sits next to me in class and nods at everything the teacher says, HE'S NOT FUCKING SPEAKING TO YOU YOU IGNORANT CUNT SO STOP NODDING
-This guy on the bus the other day walked all the way from the back of the bus while it was moving, to the front of the fully packed bus and then back to the back of the bus to sit down. Meanwhile he could have just waited for everyone to get off at the university and asked. Ignorant prick.
-Kirk's not buying a Wii, which is lame.
-Not having time to jerk off

On a final note, I recently discovered my credit card was issued 06/06 and expires 06/09, which in turn puts together 666 as well as 69. I have the devils swinger card. Touche Ron Jeremy, touche.
THE END

Kyle