So nobody knows I'm posting here, but I plan to at least on a drunken friday weekly basis. Right now it's a little after four, and I thought I'd come up with 10 reasons why it's ok for me to start drinking now.

10. I wouldn't be able to make a 10 reasons why it's ok for me to start drinking now list.
9. I really have nothing better to do, and in actual fact, my beer is expiring as we speak, it's almost a minute older now.
8. Successfully completed the lab that's due next tuesday with extra time I had today.
7. Kirk and I are planning on getting drunk and playing NHL 06', I figure having a head start will give Kirk a chance at beating me.
6. I have to have a legitimate reason to be listening to music this loud.
5. I'm a university student.
4. I'm not a great university student.
3. I've been quite sick lately, which means I'll probably fall asleep early, so I have to do my drinking now instead of later as I am pinched for time.
2. I'm hoping a raised blood alcohol level will let the irish cells beat off the sickness cells and I will feel 100% in the morning, with the exception of a hangover, vomiting and swearing.
1. I'm an alcoholic, there's not really anything funny about that...?


PS offspring ruled 1o years ago today.

Thank you and goodnight!